… the Yorkshire Knitters have struck again. This hiker has to be out of his woolly mind to go up on Ilkley Moor without a hat. Is he not aware of the consequential chain such folly will trigger?
Decades ago, David Hockney cited a Bridlington Echo headline: MAN HANGS ONTO CLIFF ALL NIGHT. “Ooh, I thought. Lucky feller …”
These brassbandspersons bear an uncanny resemblance to actors in Brassed Off.