Among many gems in her post today, Caitlin offers this:
So much empire apologia today is just people pretending not to understand what the word “provoked” means.
“Oh, so you’re saying the west’s actions JUSTIFY Putin’s invasion?? You’re saying we MADE Russia invade? You’re saying we used Jedi mind control to FORCE Putin to invade??”
Shut up, wanker. You know what provoked means.
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I love Caitlin.
Shut up wanker is perfectly apt in response to those who act so dumb when US provocations are cited.
And her response when The Economist says “Should war break out with China” is Fuck you. Brilliant. By “break out” what they actually mean is if/when China is sufficiently provoked into a war. Should war break out is so shitty and inane. It’s almost as if they think wars “break out” by magic.
In my experience, which on the kind of exchanges she lampoons here is considerable, a puerile sarcasm is the hallmark of those whose readings of Guardian and Economist leave them with the preposterous notion they are not only well informed but have arrived at their assessments, of leaders and states targeted by Washington and its vassals, on their own sweet lonesome. While less pretentious folk down at the Trout & Screwdriver come out with “we’ve got to stand up to Russian aggression”, it’s the liberal intelligentsia who are most likely to deploy those smugly sarcastic non sequiturs.
I first noticed it in arguments over Syria. “Oh yes”, one friend retorted back in 2015, when media propaganda blitz had cast Assad as the devil incarnate, “I’m sure he’s a saint”. At that time I still saw below the line comment at the Guardian as a forum worth engaging in, so was used to lines like “what’s the weather like today in Moscow, comrade?”
I don’t know of anyone who skewers such glorified stupidity better than Caitlin – so, yes, I love her too!
A bit off topic, but the UK propaganda outlet is now admitting that the Ukraine has huge casualties.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-66581217
Of course “Russia has many times more”. But it’s one of the multiplying number of cracks in the official narrative. One of these days they will actually admit the provocation narrative too. (Don’t hold your breath though – it will be a decade or so, and only with caveats, from carefully selected apologists).
How I enjoy seeing them squirm.
In fact the Caitlin piece I took the above from opens with this:
And the brave columnists at Guardian and NYT who, two decades after the fact, float the notion that “we” committed wrongdoing in those far-off lands targeted by the Empire’s wrath will win plaudits for their fearless investigative work. Bah.
Not sure the link on the map still works but here’s the intrepid Guardian, 11 years on from Iraq … and again thirteen years on …
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