“I got principles and if you don’t like ’em, well, I got others” – Keir Starmer Groucho Marx
“Israel continues to pummel Lebanon, proving itself the only country in the world that can bomb and invade all its neighbors at will without serious international consequences.” – Simplicius the Thinker, September 25, 2024
This from the Telegraph yesterday afternoon:
Sir Keir Starmer joked that a protestor who interrupted his conference speech had a ticket from when Jeremy Corbyn led the Labour Party.
The heckler interrupted Sir Keir when the Prime Minister said every child deserves respect, asking him: “Does that include the children of Gaza?”
As the protestor was removed from the hall, Sir Keir said: “This guy’s obviously got a pass for the 2019 conference. We’ve changed the party.”
Sir Keir’s ascendance owes much to a powerful Israel Lobby which, after other modes of attack – Hamas-gate, IRA-gate, won’t-nuke-Russia-gate, Virgin-Train-gate and crap-dresser-gate – on his more principled predecessor had failed to land, saw to it that an evidence-free allegation of little interest to voters (said doorstep canvassers) would deal a fatal blow to his leadership. The allegation being that ‘Jezza’ had overseen a huge surge of antisemitism within the party
That aside I’ve seen many a smug-ugly put-down of hecklers by politicians of various stripe, but this takes the biscuit: a Labour prime minister joking to his fawning fanbase about an ongoing genocide. And while I’m on the subject of that fanbase, let me say I’m with Caitlin:
I have no patience for people who this late in the game still say they don’t know enough about the Palestine situation to have an opinion. It’s like, okay, well, that’s a character flaw, and you should change it.
Western ignorance and indifference on this issue is hurting real human beings; you don’t get to just be all “tee hee I don’t like learning” and expect this attitude to be treated as some kind of cute little personal foible.
Caitlin Johnstone, yesterday, September 24
There have been many effective condemnations of Starmer’s vile response to Daniel Riley, the young man who interrupted his “respect for the child” cant. (There’s this one at Sqwawkbox – thanks to reader Dave Hansell for the heads-up.) But not for the first time I’m running with one from Owen Jones. Yes, I’ve been and remain critical of this man on major issues – Syria, Putin, Assange and Corbyn too – but on the Gaza holocaust he’s been more than good. He’s been outstanding. 1
Outstanding too on the rottenness of Labour and its leadership. Judge for yourself as he takes a lens to that Conference, to Starmer’s put down, and to one scarcely less stomach-turning by his viciously incompetent Chancellor, Rachel Reeves.
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- To be clear, I see Owen’s woke worldview as clouded by identity politics, and an attendant failure to see – because his grasp of imperialism has been shaky at best – that his criticisms of Bashar al-Assad, Fidel Castro and Vladimir Putin are (a) ‘informed’ by dubious sources and (b) music to the ears of empire narrative managers. On these things he may or may not be improving his act – time will tell – but I refuse to damn anyone who (unlike yours truly) goes repeatedly into the lion’s lair to confront Zionists in combative exchanges.
Starmer also claimed that they had won a landslide victory because they had ‘changed the party’. He did not mention that Labour got less votes in 2024 than it got in 2017 or 2019 under Corbyn. Neither did he mention that the tory vote was thoroughly split by Reform, which I suspect was the reason it was brought into existence.
Starmmer got 9,706,125
https://ig.ft.com/uk-general-election/2024/results/?constituency=E14001279
Corbyn got 10,292,354 in 2019
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2019-50779901
and 12,877,918 in 2017
Indeed. Here’s a comment made on this site two years ago by bevin, with the Tories in turmoil:
Yet even with ruling class support, Starmer’s “changed” party limped in because a jaded electorate saw it as least worst option. Say what you like about Teflon Tony, he did have a certain phony charisma! Colourless Keir, by contrast, inspired a quote on my masthead:
PS – thanks for the figures. I just used them in the current masthead quote
I saw the Owen Jones video yesterday, after we’d all witnessed Starmer’s indescribably awful performance in response to a challenge about the children of Gaza. We’ve changed the party, we think dead kids is hilarious. Yes, we know the man’s an empty vessel, a shit for want of a better word, but this? When someone shows you who they are, believe them.
And I don’t know what’s up with his fans applauding this. Maybe just a robotic impulse. His supporters being interviewed outside look and sound like robots.
Thanks, I’d like to add that the whole thing looked a bit contrived to me. Starmer isn’t known for his witty iff the cuff remarks but his answer rolled out without a pause. Rehearsed perhaps?
That thought struck me too. Too sharp for the wooden knight. And since the heckle was easily anticipated, a scripted and even rehearsed “ad lib” is highly likely.